Tall Gift Bag – Sucking Dick Sober
This adorable and hilarious gift bag offers some pretty sage advice, and is the perfect size for a bottle of alcohol for any occasion. The front of the bag reads: Because sucking dick sober is a lot to ask. Fun, colorful, and made of gorgeously (ahem…) thick paper, with black satin handles. It measures: 4” wide x 14” tall x 3.5” deep


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